Fantomuhaivu-ke no shiyounin wa
bocchan ga nozomu koto o dekinakya ikenai n desu
Fantomuhaivu-ke no shiyounin wa
donna konnan na koto mo dekite atarimae 

dakedo kyou mo niwa mo kigi zenbu [bad word] mata [bad word] do do do do dou shiyou

sonna doji na boku mo
ichiryuu no niwashi ni [bad word]  [bad word] 
Sebasuchan-san ni ironna koto osowarou
dakara kyou no misu o wasurenaide
kondo wa zettai yaranai
nanoni ... ni wa mata doji o shisou
sore wa mazui n desu! 

Fantomuhaivu-ke no [bad word] san wa
kurokoge-ryouri no meijin are wa taberarenai
Fantomuhaivu-ke no Meirin-san wa
kyuukyoku dojikko no meganekko 

dakedo dame-guai wa boku mo makete'nai
jiman ni naranai so so so so sore de mo ne 

boku wa [bad word] koto o
hitotsu zutsu teinei ni [bad word] ano shiroi terasu ni midori no tsuta kazarou
itsuka suteki na niwa yuuga na toki
bocchan ni [bad word] pikapika no niwa o [bad word] you na
niwashi ni [bad word] n desu! 

dakedo kyou mo niwa no bara zenbu ... tsuitsui ukarito da da da da daijiken! 

itsuka boku mo sensai ni
teire o ... midori [bad word] komichi ni
komorebi ga [bad word] sonna niwa tsukurou
itsumo hikari no kaze minna no koe
egao no hibi hakobu yo
kyou mo ... mo zuutto mirai made
kono mama itsu made mo
minna to itsu made mo
itsu made mo