Lyrics:
is for babies, soiled baby diaper
I have plan for you, little guns are for babies
is for hero, who dare stand against me
Medic, you are great doctor, but you are so tiny (hah!)
R is for [bad word]  CRY SUM MOAR
TIME TO HIDE, YOU ARE SO SMALL
S is for Sandvich, ah so filling
Bologna, make me strong, NOW IS COWARD KILLING TIME

My gun poot dispenser here
POW, all of you are dead
Push cart, full time job
Tiny itty bitty men
This will work, KILL THEM ALL
I am not done with you yet
Stand on point, get on point [bad word] ON!

P-p-p-p-poot, dispenser here
(Need a dispenser here)
Dispenser here
Poot, poot
Dispenser here
(Need a dispenser here)

Wave goodbye to your head, [bad word] 

is for dead, you're both dead bloody [bad word] Once upon a time you died, and I lived happily ever after
is for Gaben, hi, this is Gabe Newell
I'm a spy, Half Life 2
No Episode 3 for you (shot)
N is for nice shot, nice shot, nice shot
Stupid spy, bloody useless
backstab that, you snake!
Z is for zombies, hold still! Piece of [bad word] 
Everything above your neck's gonna be a fine red mist.

My gun poot dispenser here
POW, all of you are dead
Push cart, full time job
Tiny itty bitty men
This will work, KILL THEM ALL
I am not done with you yet
Stand on point, get on point [bad word] ON!

P-p-p-p-poot, dispenser here
(Need a dispenser here)
Dispenser here
Poot, poot
Dispenser here
(Need a dispenser here)

Pootispootispenser
(nope)
Pootispootispenser
(yeah)