Hey Tails, what' up?
Long time no see, buddy.
I'm so stressed out!
I think I'm having an identity crisis.
Green eyes, black eyes, pink arms, blue arms. (-_-) -- Sonic
And since when I wear a neckerchief?
So, what do you think?
Does it makes me look like a hero? guy who loves adventure? hipster?
I look like a hipster, don't I?
I knew it.
And why don't I boost anymore?
Is that too 2008?
I need to take my angst out on something, maybe prank Knuckles.
That's always fun.
But first, LEMME SMASH #BADNIK.

LEMME SMASH #BADNIK

Did you see BaldyMcNoseHair?
He's hangning around that Princess Elise. (Pincess Elise III, game: Sonic the Hedgehog 2006)
Hehhheheehheh
He can have her, I went through my human phase.
What was I thinking??
Eh, anyway, I think I saw Eggman in the restroom.
Too many subway lunches does that.
Hey, while he's in there, LEMME SMASH ANOTHER #BADNIK.