I used to have a secret life
And make excuses and pretend
I was a afraid if someone knew
They wouldn’t talk to me again
But tonight I’m gonna tell the [bad word]  [bad word] 
I am a closet disco dancer
I wanna dance all night (Woo-hoo!)
I am a closet disco dancer
It makes me feel alright. (Woo-hoo!)

Remember 1985
You gave me record by Police
You didn’t know that next day 
I traded them for new BeeGees
But tonight I’m gonna tell the [bad word]  [bad word]