Tryndamere 
Tryndamere

Oh, it was like every other day, 
Things were going my way, 
Until we got into the game

Who's first pick? 
What can you play? 
What's he doing? 
No way!

Insta-lock, 
Tryndamere, 
Knew our game would, 
End with, 
Insta-lock Tryndamere

Tryndamere 
Tryndamere

Oh, with Tryndamere we started pleading, 
He wanted mid or he'd start feeding, 
That's not as bad as what's proceeding...

Oh, the items Tryndamere was buying, 
Jungle Amumu started crying, 
Is Tryndamere even trying?

Who's first pick? 
What can you play? 
What's he doing? 
No way!

Insta-lock, 
Tryndamere, 
Knew our game would, 
End with tears 
Endless and Undying Rage, 
I couldn't even buy a Phage, 
20 minute surrender 
I should of knew, it's [bad word]  
Seems like every other queue I can't escape, 
Is it fate? 
Insta-lock Tryndamere

Why do I bother playing this game, 
It drives me insane, 
Every time that I queue, 
QQ's will ensue, 
My mind is askew, 
QQ-kachoo

Insta-lock, (Oooh) 
Tryndamere, (Oooh) 
Knew our game would, (Oooh) 
End with tears (Oooh) 
Endless and Undying Rage, 
I couldn't even buy a Phage, 
20 minute surrender 
I should of knew, it's [bad word]  
Seems like every other queue I can't escape, 
Is it fate? 
Insta-lock Trynda, 
Insta-lock Trynda, 
Insta-lock Tryndamere