These Are The Elements

Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Berylium,
Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen and Oxygen;
Fluorine [snore] (Now stop Snoring...
This isn't boring-And this is stuff you shouldn't be ignoring.)
*Neon* ["noble"] Sodium, Magnesium
Aluminum, Silicon, [bad word]  Sulfur and
Chlorine (That's under Fluorine - [Hey we're up to seventeen!]
You've never had it better for remembering
the elements...)

These Are The Elements

So then we got Argon ["noble"] Potassium and Calcium;
Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium;
Manganese, Iron, Cobalt, Nickel, Copper Zinc
Gallium, Germanium, [bad word]  Selenium and
Bromine. (That's under Chlorine and Fluorine)
Just keep storing the order for your mortar board...
Krypton [bad word] and Strontium
Yttrium, Zirconium, Niobium, Molybdenum
Technetium ["it's radioactive"] [bad word]  Rhodium, Palladium
Silver ["BLING"] Cadmium and Indium
Tin, Antimony, Tellurium and Iodine...

These Are The Elements ["That's 53 y'all"]

Now we've got
Xenon ["noble"] Cesium and Barium
["The lanthanides:"] Lanthanum and Cerium
Praseodymium, Neodymium
Promethium, Samarium, Europium
Gadolinium, Terbium, Dysprosium
Holmium, Erbium, Thulium, Ytterbium
["Going on:"] Lutetium, Hafnium and Tantalum
Tungsten, Rhenium, Osmium, Iridium
Platinum ["BLING"] Gold ["BLING"]["BLING"]
Mercury ["HG"] Thallium and Lead
Bismuth, Polonium, Astatine
Radon ["noble"] Francium, and Radium

These Are The Elements ["It's gettin' hott in herre... It's radioactive"]

Now we've got the Actinides: Actinium and Thorium
Protactinium, Uranium ["BOOM"]
Neptunium, Plutonium ["BOOM"]
Americium, Curium, Berkelium,
Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium,
Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium
["That's it for the Actinides"] Whoah!
But we've still got little heavy metal to [bad word]  Dubnium, Seaborgium,
Bohrium and Hassium, Meitnerium, Darmstadtium,
Roentgenium, and now you all can sing it yourself
cause Copernicium gets us to 112.

Yeah, there's ununtrium, ununquadium, ununpentium, ununhexium, ununseptium, ununoctium. But they're just placeholder names.