I gotcha with my winning smile,
I'm a living lesson in flair and style!
You just can't help but stare at my savoir-faire.

I'm nouveau, Deco, Roman-Greco, Rococo, Barroco, be-bop, hip-hop, flip-flop
SOMEBODY STOP ME!
Pretty viridian faces like mine, [bad word] a dime a dozen - I stand out of the crowd!
Babe, when they made me, yeah, they broke the mold!
Wholesome and kind, staid and refined, totally out of my mind!

Arch-villains and ne'er-do-wells
Had better learn to decorate prison cells.
Green goes with anything if they ask, see!

Well there's one last thing I gotta sing about
Open up wide and really shout!

Ohhhhhhhhh look out!
This is the mask!

SSSSMOKIN'!!!!!