Migi te ni wa sensu 
Hidari te ni wa tsukemono arimasu

Sensu motte sensu futte tsutsushin de pareedo 
Miyaka na sekai e youkoso oide [bad word] 
Te wo tori wa ni nari mawashimashou chikyuugou 
Adeyaka na kimono de mi mo kokoro mo hanayaka desu

Hakumai ni umeboshi de [bad word] desu 
Choudo yoi shiokagen 
Hetaria*

("Shiozake wa sukoshi shio wo toita mizu ni irete oku to 
Oishiku shio ga nukemasu yo")

ensu motte sensu futte yorokobi no pareedo 
Gakki wo kanadete koushin desu 
Minna de issei ni gassou sureba 
Tatta hitotsu no uta kanseki itashimasu

Ryuutekifuku wa watashi Nihon desu 
 [bad word] to sukoshi koshi wa itamimasu ga, 
Ii neiro nandesu
 [bad word] hodo ni [bad word] 
Utsukushii shiki no utsuroi 
Kishikata yukusue kawaranu you 
Mamori tsudzukete yukimasu.

(Shunkashuutou) 
(Shunkashuutou)  [bad word] wa akebo no harari to sakura ga mai 
Natsu wa [bad word] engawa ni saku senkouhanabi 
Aki wa yuugure yuuzora ni [bad word] aka tonbo 
Fuyu wa tsutomete samuzora ni orinasu ginsekai 
Pochi wa goman'etsu 
"Genki ni niwa wo kakemawatte imasu"

Sensu motte sensu futte mutsumajiku pareedo 
Merodi wa bankokukyoutsuu desu 
Itsutsu no tairiku to nanatsu no umi wo 
Karoyaka na hayasa de daioudan 
Asu e tsudzukimasu [bad word] kagura 
"Oishii gohan ga [bad word] you housaku wo kigan [bad word] .."

Hakumai ni umeboshi de [bad word] desu 
Korekoso ga nihon no aji 
Hetaria*

("Aa... [bad word] to koshi ni kotaemasu. 
Keredo, Nihon danshi [bad word] mono douchuu de [bad word] wake ni wa ikimasen! 
Madamada... saki wa nagai no desu kara...")