Song By SHAAN , ALKA YAGNIK , SAIF ALI KHAN , RANI MUKERJI
Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladko Si Nahin Hoti

Soch Thi Hai Zyada 
Kham Woh Samajh Thi Hai
Soch Thi Hai Zyada
Kham Woh Samajh Thi Hai
Dil Kuch Kehta Hai
Kuch Aur Hi Karti Hai
Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladko Si Nahin Hoti
Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladko Si Nahin Hoti

Soch Thi Hai Zyada
Kham Woh Samajh Thi Hai
Dil Kuch Kehta Hai
Kuch Aur Hi Karti Hai
Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladko Si Nahin Hoti
Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladko Si Nahin Hoti

Pyaar Usse Bhi Hai Magar [bad word] Tumhi Se Chahe
Khudh Mein Ulji Ulji Hai Par Bhaalo Ko Suljaayein

I Mean You' re All The Same Yaar
Hum Achche Dost Hai Par Uss Nazar Se Tumko Dekha Nahin
Woh Sab To Teek Hai Par Uss Barein Mein Maine Socha Nahin

Sab Se Alag Hai Tum Yeh Keh Ke Paas Tumhaare Aaye
Aur Kuch Din Mein Tum Mein Alag Sa Kuch Bhi Na Usko Paiye

Uff Yeh Kaisi Shirt Pehnthe Ho
Yeh Kaise Bhaal Khatathe Ho
Ghaadi Tehz Chalathe Ho
Tum Jaldi Mein Kyo Khaathe Ho
Gimme Break

Tumhe Badalne Ko Paas Woh Aati Hai 
Tumhe Mitaane Ko Chaal Bichati Hai
Baaton Baaton Mein Tumhe Pasathi Hai
Pehle Hasathi Hai… Phir [bad word] Hai 
Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladko Si Nahin Hoti
Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladko Si Nahin Hoti

Eh Itna Hi Khudh Se Khush Ho To Peeche Kyon Aate Ho
Phool Kabhi To Hazar Thofein Akhir Kyon Laaten Ho

Apna Naam Nahin Bataya Aapne 
Coffee Peene Chalenge 
Main Aapko Ghar Chod Doon
Phir Kab Milenge

Bikhra Bikhra Be Matlab Sa Toota Phoota Jeena
Aur Kehte Ho Alag Se Hai Hum Taan Ke Apna Seena 

Bheega Tolya Kahin Farsh Pe 
Toothpaste Ka Dakhan Kahin
Kal Ke Mauze Ulat Ke Pehne 
Waqt Ka Khuch Bhi Hosh Nahin
Find More lyrics at www [bad word] 
Jeena Ka Tumko Dang Sikhlati Hai
Tumhe Jaanwar Se Insaan Banaati Hai 
Uske Bina Ek Pal Rehna Sakhoge Tum
Usko Pata Hai Yeh Keh Na Sakhoge Tum
Iss Liye Ladkiya Ladko Si Nahin Hoti 
Iss Liye Ladkiya Ladko Si Nahin Hoti 

Jaane Kaun Kaun Se Din Woh TumkoYaad Dilaayein
Pyaar Ko Chahe Bhool Bhi Jaayein
Taareeqein Na Bhoolayein
First March Ko Nazar Milaayee
Chaar April Ko Main Milne Aayee
Ikees May Ko Tumne Chuwa Tha
Che June Mujhe Kuch Hua Tha

Ladko Ka Kya Hai Kissi Bhi Mor Pe Woh Mur Jaayein
Abhi Kissi Ke Hai Abhi Kissi Aur Se Woh Jud Jaayein 

Tumhaare Mummy Daddy Ghar Par Nahin Hai
Great… Main Aaa Jaon?
Tumhaari Friend Akeli Ghar Jaa Rahi Hai
Bechari… Main Chod Aaon
Uff

Ek Haan Kehne Ko Kitna Dehlati Hai
Thak Jaate Hai Hum Woh Jee Behlati Hai

Woh Sharmati Hai Kabhi Chupati Hai
Ladki Jo Haan Kehde Usse Nibhati Hai
Iss Liye Ladkiya Ladko Si Nahin Hoti 
Iss Liye Ladkiya Ladko Si Nahin Hoti 

Na Na Na… 
Iss Liye Ladkiya Ladko Si Nahin Hoti (Ladki Kyon… Oh God)
Iss Liye Ladkiya Ladko Si Nahin Hoti (Na Na Na Na, Oh God Shut Up…)
Alright Alright Iss Mein Jagadne Ki Kya Baat Hai Yaar 
Pehle Pehle Bawarein Jaise Aas Paas Mand Rai (Arre… But I)
Phir Busy Hoon Kehkar Tumko Woh Tarkai [bad word] On Rhea)…
Samjha Karo Darling Aaj Bohat Kaam (Arre… Meri Bhi To Suno)
Door Hua To Kya Dil Mein Tumhaara Naam Hai (Oh… wow) [bad word] Chehre Par Marte Hai Woh Boring Ho Jaaye (I' m Not Listening To You)
Kuch Hi Din Mein Nazrein Inki Idhar Udhar Mand Rai (I' m Not Listening To You) 
Sirf Pyaar Se Zindagi Nahin Chalti (OK I' m Not With Her)
Tum Interior Decoration Ka Course Kyon Nahin Karti