Jenny: OH MY GOD Stacey! Did I tell you about my date with Steve last week?
Stacey: You went out with Steve?! He’s so cute!!!
Jenny: I know! He took me out to this little restaurant...

Everybody shut up, I have an erection! 
It only happens 87 times a day
Stop what you’re doing and witness [bad word] perfection
This is more important than what you have to say
Your story can wait, 'cause I am very erect
Now let’s all take a minute to watch my [bad word] and reflect
Your spirit's at peace
No need to call the police
Please hold your applause

Defense Attorney: In conclusion, your honor, in light of this new evidence, I would propose that the murderer was not my client, but...Mrs. Donovan!
(Courtroom gasps!)
Judge: I will have order in this court!

Everybody shut up, I have an erection! 
If Justice is blind, she's gonna miss this display
It’s hard as steel but still evaded metal detection
This is more important than what you have to say
Judge, don't give me that robe, 'cause then nobody could see
This pillar of awesome that's sticking straight out of me
Who could argue a case
With so much [bad word] in your face?
Please hold your applause

Do you ever take a moment and look up at the stars
And think about your life and just how stupid you are
If makes you feel better, I'm a [bad word] rock star
With an amazing [bad word]  [bad word] #33;)

But enough about you, let's focus more on my crotch
It's as tangy as whisky and hits you harder than scotch
You might not get what I'm saying, so just sit back and watch
Look! It's still my [bad word] #33;

President: Ladies and gentlemen, as the President of the United States, I must sometimes make grave decisions. [bad word] to you today to tell you that the United States has decided to declare war on....

Shut up Mr. President, I have an erection! 
Here's a tricky [bad word] that can not be impeached
Check out my [bad word]  it could swing an election
This is more important than your boring [bad word] speech
For one nation, indivisible under God
We all stand together and peep my glorious rod
Hey those guys look fun
Oh wait are they holding guns?
Please hold your