[Warring Kingdoms Jarvan IV]
I'm dropping cataclysms on you
Yes, I'm pulling the lever
It's Jarvan IV and team Demacia
Now and forever
I'm like the bad news baron
And my spear is the courier
I'm wrecking hundreds of you [bad word] Like I'm a Dynasty Warrior
You think I'm giving this my all?
I just aggressively taunt
The way I zoom across the battle [bad word] think I'm LeBlanc
You better get my plate number
I'm a speedy jar van
I hope you like goat horns
'Cus you're about to get rammed

[Mantheon]
Face me you cowards
Take your final breath
I'm the closest thing you're getting to an
Honorable death
This battle is a toss up
Just like Janna's twisters
Hitting high like the screaming
When I'm spearing your sisters
Death form the skies
Like imperial dreadnaugths
Down faster than your [bad word] The Pantheon man drop
I'll knock you out the park
Like my last name is Buckner
Circle on the [bad word] in mother [bad word]  [bad word] in the Jungle]
If on my turf, noobs
Happen to tumble
Then look out [bad word] lords
Cause here [bad word] I can jump onto white base
Knee high to [bad word] Drop rockets down
Like my name is Gunbuster
I can kick it with palm trees
Or trade with my enemy
It's guaranteed you fools
Will [bad word] my stardust memory
I get [bad word] off the battle
Just slaughter 'til I vomit
Guess my vacation's over
Time to meet the [bad word] 
[Snowmerdinger]
They say for turrets
One needn't any skill
But my snowball cannons
They really think you need to chill
If you believe that lightining
Can never strike twice
I've got a few missiles on me
That will help you break the ice
I'm plowing all you [bad word] I'm shoveling the lane
Just hope I don't get a Mejai's
Cause my snowball's insane
I always stay frosty
I'm the scientific hero
You worms are going spineless
Because I'm your Sub-Zero

[Popstar Ahri]
Playtime's over
Ahri's gonna wreck ya
And stagger you like hiccups
There's a birthday today?
'Cus all you cakes are getting lit up
Popstar occupation
Diva is my title
I make you bow and worship me
That's why I'm called an idol
I'm here to outfox the nation
With magic penetration
I'm live on every station
It's this girl's generation
You fans and freaks alike
Provide this goddess with her funds
And when you're worthless I devour
Devil, [bad word]  run

[Zombie Brand]
Millions of minions are dying in flames
Infernal avarice leaves me craving your brains
If Alistar step up then he won't see tomorrow
Like George A. Romero kills Guillermo del Toro
My hunger burns endless
On you I shall feast
Cho'gath looks anemic 
When he stands near the superbeast
Outsides don't count
It's what inside your head
One step in my direction
You'll be walking dead