oh my goodness, oh my DAYUM
oh my goodness- they goin H.A.M.

this is how bacon is supposed to be
the fries, they blend so perfectly
the cheese up in here is goin H.A.M.
dayum, dayum, DAYUM

i wish you could smell what i'm smellin
mm, mm, mm
you bite the fry, the fry bites back, my man
dayum, dayum

DAYUM, crispety [bad word] DAYUM, look at the bacon
DAYUM, get yourself that double cheeseburger
dayum, dayum

DAYUM, ghetto grocery bag
DAYUM, the cheese is oozin
DAYUM, let's do this
dayum, dayum, DAYUM

do you wanna know the difference
between a weak burger
and a burger that has strength
a burger that has strength

a weak burger you can chew and still talk
a burger with strength you chew
the meat just absorbs all the space
and all the air possible all in your throat
to the point that if you wanted to start talkin
nothin but mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm [bad word] out
word

skimmalarinky dinky dink
skimmmalarinky doo
i love you
oh my [bad word]  [bad word]