humpty dumpty sat on the wall
humpty dumpty had a great, great fall
all the king's horses and all the king's men
couldn't put humpty together again

humpty dumpty and betty louise
stole a sony and some camembert cheese
she said "humpty baby, take me
oooh, yeah, take me to the river
'cause i like the way [bad word]  yeah,
take me to the river
you know i like the way [bad word]  yeah"

he said, "ah, ohh, everything's going my way"
he said, "maybe it's my la-lucky day"
and he said, "anything you want i can give"
she said, "i wanna take your picture
mm, just for me"
he said, "anything"
she said, "up there, baby
get on the wall, babe"

humpty dumpty sat on the wall
and looked at her as he was falling and
all the king's horses and all the king's men
couldn't put humpty together again

hey, betty louise
hey, betty louise
she said, "i like custard in the summer, honey"
oh yeah, what it takes to be queen
hey, what it takes to be queen
what it takes to be...oh