Went ballin' the other night
I started drinking an' I got real tight
I including some other friends
I [bad word] on down and have a sip again
I said: Hey, bartender
I said: Hey, bartender
Not one, not two, not three, four bottle of beer

chick standing at the other end
I said: Babe, can't we be friends?
You're looking cute as a woman can [bad word] on down and have a sip with me
I said: Hey, bartender
I said: Hey, bartender
Not one, not two, not three, four bottle of beer

We were drinking the whole night long
Rock 'n 'rolling and having fun
They decided to drink some more
But when I looked at the clock it was a quarter to four
I said: Hey, bartender
I said: Hey, bartender
Not one, not two, not three, four bottle of beer