When I saw you [bad word] on [bad word] My heart fluttered and I knew it was love [bad word] love
Lot of things you said and did to your mom
And I knew you were the only one
The only one for me

Go and call the priest
So he can exorcise me
Be my ghoul tonight

Regan, it was love at first fright
First fright
Love at first fright
First fright
Regan, it was love at first fright
First fright
Love at first fright
First fright

I love it if you spin your head towards me
Or vomit a beautiful pea soup green
So beautifully
Across your stomach it said "help me"
I gotta know...will you marry me?
(Captain Howdy)

Go and call the priest
So he can exorcise me
Be my ghoul tonight

Regan, it was love at first fright
First fright
Love at first fright
First fright
Regan, it was love at first fright
First fright
Love at first fright
First fright

Go and call the priest
So he can exorcise me
Be my ghoul tonight

Regan, it was love at first fright
First fright
Love at first fright
First fright
Regan, it was love at first fright
First fright
Love at first fright
First fright

When I saw you [bad word] on [bad word] My heart fluttered and I knew it was love [bad word] love
And on your stomach it said 'help me'
I gotta know...will you marry me?
(Captain Howdy)