I'm [bad word] mess.
I can't even dress.
I must release all of this stress.
Trying to pick up the girls I guess.
But I am no good, I doubt anyone would.
Wait.
Is that a fairy?
Oh, so your name is Kyu.
It's really nice to meet you.
WilL you be my first!?
Hunie Poppin', Cherry Droppin'
Can't get enough of my sweet new fate.
This is my first time. I really fine?
You look really pretty. Oh, me? I'm great!
Gonna fly away, Sail into another day.
I like this, I think we're in an awesome state.
You ask about the next eve, I say can't believe
That I have got...
Another Date!
Nothing is ever right for you!
Everything thing I try, you just spew!
I wanna ask you more questions,
But you demand more food for your digestion!
Oh yeah!
You send me pictures of your [bad word] 
But I'm still a total noob.
I gotta talk fast.
OR YOU'LL JUST KICK MY [bad word] !
I'm [bad word] a womanizer.
Your junk's a large size-ah!
But who cares?
You'll be stripping be it off!
Hunie Poppin', Cherry Droppin'
Can't get enough of my sweet new fate.
This is my first time. I really fine?
You look really pretty. Oh, me? I'm great!
Gonna fly away, Sail into another day.
I like this, I think we're in an awesome state.
You ask about the next eve, I say can't believe
That I have got...
Another Date!
- You have 12 new voicemails -
Hey Kyanna here! I really enjoyed our date my dear.
It's Audrey got it? Next time don't me give the slip!
It's Jessie, babe. Let's play a game of slave.
Yes, it's Aiko. Our last date made me psycho!
Hey there, it's Tiffany! You send my grades to infinity!
My name is Beli. You fed me meat you silly!
Hey it's Celeste. I want to show you the galaxy!
Yo, it's Kyu! That last date was a total [bad word] 
Lola, let's fly high. Our relationship will reach the skies!
I'm Momo, nya! I'm your kitty [bad word] 
So yeah, it's Nikki here. I don't want you [bad word] near!
Hey my name is [bad word] and suck my pe-
NO!!
Ugh. That didn't go too well.
I got my girls. They mean the whole [bad word] world!
This booty swishing!
You got me wishing!
You're amazing me with this mindblowing beat!
You're just out driving me
FREAKIN' CRAZY!!!
Hunie Poppin', Cherry Droppin'
I have got another
DATE!!
Hunie Poppin', Cherry Droppin'
Can't get enough of my sweet new fate.
This is my first time. I really fine?
You look really pretty. Oh, me? I'm great!
Gonna fly away, Sail into another day.
I like this, I think we're in an awesome state.
You ask about the next eve, I say can't believe
That I have got another...
DATE!!!