Woke up, and it started 
Eid Mubarak 
Took a bath and then I farted 
Eid Mubarak 
I hope I’m not a target 
Eid Mubarak 
No shoes on the carpet 
Eid Mubarak 

Eid Mubarak! Eid Mubarak! Eid Mubarak! 

My dad is named Mubarak 
Eid Mubarak 
And he’ll take you to the promised land 
Eid Mubarak 
Well should I shake his hand? 
Hung ‘um again, Hug ‘um again 
I don’t even know this man 
Yo hug ‘um again!! 

Eid Mubarak! Eid Mubarak! Eid Mubarak!