In Different Ways (исполнитель: Jon Lajoie)
I can see it in your eyes, girl, that you're in the mood for love So I'll light some candles, pour some wine, let's sit down on [bad word] But there's something I must tell you, babe, before we take this step Something about me, girl, that you do not know yet I have no [bad word] It was torn off In a bicycle accident in 1999. I also lost one [bad word] so all I have is a weird uni-ball And [bad word] tube between my legs But babe, I can love you in different ways I'll make love to you with [bad word] tube that I use for urinating And I'll tape two Popsicle sticks to it to make it easier for penetrating And having only one ball isn't always a bad thing It's like a pool ball in a pillowcase, it's like a cherry on a sundae Сause, girl, I have no [bad word] It was torn off In a bicycle accident in 1999. I also lost one [bad word] so all I have is a weird uni-ball And [bad word] tube between my legs But, babe, I can love you in different ways. Just cause I don't have a [bad word] it doesn't mean I can't rock. Just cause I don't have a [bad word] it doesn't mean I can't rock. Just cause I don't have a [bad word] it doesn't mean I can't rock. Ohh yeah.