You better not pout, better not cry
 Better be good
 I'm telling you why
 Santa Claus [bad word] to town

 He's making a list
 Checking it twice
 Gonna find out who's naughty or nice
 Santa Claus [bad word] to town

 He knows when you've been sleeping
 He knows when you're awake
 He knows when you've been good or bad
 So be good for goodness sake

 You better not cry, better not pout
 Better be good
 He's checking you out
 Santa Claus [bad word] to town

 He knows when you've been sleeping
 He knows when you're awake
 He knows when you've been good or bad
 So be good for goodness sake, oh

 You better not pout, better not cry
 Better be sweet
 I'm telling you why
 Santa Claus [bad word] to town
 Santa Claus [bad word] to town
 Santa Claus [bad word] to town

 The big fat man [bad word]  The big fat man [bad word]  The big fat man [bad word] to town