The book of love is long and boring
No one can lift the [bad word] thing
It's full of charts and facts and figures
And [bad word] for dancing
But I---
I love it when you read to me
And you---
You can read me anything

The book of love has music in it
In fact that's where [bad word] from
Some of it is just transcendental
Some of it is just really dumb
But I---
I love it when you sing to me
And you---
You can sing me anything

The book of love is long and boring
And written very long ago
It's full of flowers and heart-shaped boxes
And things we're all too young to know
But I---
I love it when you give me things
And you---
You ought to give me wedding rings
And I---
I love it when you give me things
And you---
You ought to give me wedding rings
You ought to give me wedding rings