Lyrics:

Now i’m convinced he must be smurfing
Carrying without a death
Why can’t you see he must be smurfing
So it’s not my fault that he’s fed

He can dive fountains 
He’s unkillable, He’s ungankable 
What’s his ELO?
The plays that he makes are too smart…

Got less CS than our own thresh
Denies me last hits with his harass
Theres just no way that this guy is silver 3
He just, he just flash insec’d me

He shoves, and shoves, with confidence And he’s got more vision than spiderman
Yea, He never misses Q's, well at least on me, and his ward jumps are too clean

I bet his main
Is at least ranked diamond 5
I’m sure that I’m right 
But my team says otherwise
I’m not to blame
'Cause I think I’m playing fine
If I lose a game
Then they must be smurfing... right!?