When I am down, 
And oh, my soul so weary, 
When [bad word]  
And my heart burdened be, 

Then I am still, 
in wait here, in the silence 
until your dumb enough, 
to pester me, 

Don't feed the trolls,  [bad word] nobody told you? 
The consequences, 
Of speaking to me? 

My tongue is sharp, 
And i hold back for no one, 
Don't feed the trolls. 
Egbert take it from me, 

There is no Life, 
No life without it's [bad word]  
Too bad for you, 
Your tangling with the best. 

Just wanted to, 
make sure you remember, 
that I'm the king, 
of all Douche-bags 'round here 

I cant believe, 
I wasted several hours, 
arguing with 
my future self online 

I still have not, 
Convinced my teammates, 
That I'm probably going , 
Out of my own mind. 

OH WHAT THE [bad word] ! 
My laptop just Exploded! 
And here I thought, 
that I'd been schooling you 

Oh [bad word]  I really should have 
Studied 'til death. 
that [bad word] Sollux, 
Trolled my [bad word] again. 

Don't feed the trolls,  [bad word] nobody told you? 
The consequences, 
Of speaking to me? 

My tongue is sharp, 
And i hold back for no one, 
Don't feed the trolls. 
Egbert take it from me, 

Don't feed the Trolls, 
Egbert, 
Take it from Me. 

Yeah....just, Don't do it.