I used to be right behind you, 
Hoping to catch your eye. 
But now I've half a mind to, 
Finally say goodbye. 
I'm finished looking through your door. 
Won't check your mailbox anymore. 
I bet you're wondering "why?" 

I'm over you, Charlene, 
It's all over now. 
Wave goodbye, Charlene, 
It's all over now. 

We'll have to be just friends. 
Gonna sell my telephoto lens. 
I'm over you, Charlene. 

I'm done watching you cook dinner. 
While I'm perched in your sycamore tree. 
By the way, you're looking thinner 
Not that it matters to me. 
Moved your portrait from my front hall, 
To a room I barely use at all.. 
My bonnet's free of your bee. 

I'm over you, Charlene, 
It's all over now. 
Wave goodbye, Charlene, 
It's all over now. 
No more taking clothes from your dryer. 
No more quoting Jerry Maguire. 
You [bad word] me, Charlene. 

So Charlene, I'm so over you, 
so long. 
If I wasn't over you, 
why would I write this song? 
Think about it. 
No more carrying a torch, 
I'm blowing out the flame. 
But if you need to reach me, 
My E-mail's still the same. 
It's Stephen [bad word] #33; 

Woo!
Woo!
Huh! Ha! Ha!
Huh!

*Whistling* 

That's right! 
I'm over you, Charlene, 
It's all over now. 
Wave goodbye, Charlene, 
It's all over now. 
I've finally set me free, 
Made me give you back your stolen key. 
I'm over you, Charlene. 

By the way, who is Alan?!