[Paul:]
 Woman
 Such a delicate creature
 Every feature needs to be loved from the start
 Be tender and she'll surrender
 Offend her, and she will harden her heart

 [Ryan:]
 Delicate creature is something she ain't
 Better take it from me that's a woman
 That isn't an angel that isn't a saint
 Better take it from me that's a woman
 She knows how to please and she knows how to play
 Take it from me that's a woman
 Forget to honor, love and obey
 She'll take you and break you and throw you away
 That's a woman, that's a woman

 She knows every move and she knows every trick
 Take it from me that's a woman
 How to kill with a word and cut to the quick
 Take it from me that's a woman
 How to look through you as if you're not there
 Take it from me that's a woman
 How to say no with a flick of her hair
 She'll turn you and burn you and not even care
 That's a woman that's a woman

 [Paul:]
 Faithful and [bad word]  that's a woman
 [bad word] in you, that's a woman
 Gentle and constantly caring
 Strong as the love she is sharing
 When you look in the eyes of a woman

 [Ryan:]
 Look in her eyes you'll see nothing but lies, she's a woman

 [Paul:]
 And through the disguise of a woman

 [Ryan:]
 Every word is the same, she's just playing a game, she's a woman

 [Paul:]
 You'll see it all there, there's romance in the air

 [Both:]
 Nothing else [bad word]  that's a woman

 [Paul:]
 Woman, so soft and beguiling
 See her smiling and feel your heart all aglow
 Enfold her, lay her head on your shoulder
 And hold her till you just can't let her go
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 [Ryan:]
 Treat her as if you just don't give a [bad word]  That's how to handle a woman
 Be more of a stallion, less of a lamb
 That's how to handle a woman
 Keep her hanging around til she's ready to burst
 That's how to handle a woman
 Don't try to be bad, be the worst
 Do unto others but just do it first
 To a woman, to a woman

 Be wise, be wary and be on your guard
 That's how to handle a woman
 If you feel like your falling you'd better be hard
 Cause that's how to handle a woman
 Don't let her get closer and don't let her in
 That's how to handle a woman
 Cause if you allow her get under your skin
 My friend that's the end cause you ain't gonna win with a woman, with a woman

 Look at her body and look at her move, now that's what I call a woman
 I'm thinking now I've got something to prove cause that's what I call a woman
 All my moves are stolen here, I can't get through to this woman
 The pipes the pipes are calling here, I think I could be falling here for this woman
 What a woman! 

 [Paul:]
 Faithful and [bad word] that's a woman

 [Ryan:]
 She couldn't be [bad word]  she's just playing with you, what a woman

 [Paul:]
 [bad word] in you, that's a woman

 [Paul:]
 [bad word] in who, you just haven't a clue, what a woman

 [Paul:]
 Gentle and constantly caring

 [Ryan:]
 Just let it be, this one's for me, what a woman

 [Paul:]
 Strong as the love she is sharing

 [Both:]
 When you look in the eyes of a woman
 And through the disguise of a woman
 You'll see it all there
 There's romance in the air
 Nothing else [bad word]  
 That's a woman

 [Ryan:]
 Who would have thought I'd ever get caught

 [Both:]
 What a woman!