Ohh Alcoholic
 Ohh real good liquor
 Ohh make you clumsy
 Ohh make you throw up

 Well...my Pop had a party at the house one
 night on the last day of school and the food
 is all right. We had a speaker on the roof and 
 a speaker on the hill with four turntables and
 a reel to reel. All the pretty women came, no
 ugly chicks all the stars came from the Ritz.
 The people eat the chicken and they drink up
 all the liquor and they turn into a big 
 Screwdriver

 Well...my uncle is a 'Holic' and he down a
 pound of Whiskey of Whiskey! With an Eight
 for a chaser, spit it on the bouncer, bouncer
 kicked his [bad word] and he lost a girlfriend with a
 big soul kitchen Now he's layin' in the gutter
 like a skid row bum Skid row bum style

 Ohh Alcoholic
 Ohh Scotch and 800
 Ohh make you scratch the record
 Ohh burn the spaghetti

 Well...I came home from school on a
 Monday. I missed the radio reggae show.
 I felt like [bad word] boy, I could have slammed
 me a poseur