He's playing some games the worst he recalls

He's gonna find out which ones suck the most balls

The Angry Video Game Nerd is here

Oh he's making a list and checking it twice

He's gonna go home and eat chicken and rice

The Angry Video Game Nerd is here

He hates the games that stink

He knows which games to break [glass breaking sound]

He just might even hate them all

Cause he's mad for [bad word]  sake

You'd better watch out Don't give these games a try

You better not play 'em he's telling you why

The Angry Video Game Nerd is here