If you don't golf that's okay
 You can be a tiger anyway
 Lie through your teeth when things get tough
 Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah

 If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
 Fertilizing ladies in the neighborhood
 Get real rich and you will find
 All the hot chicks will want to grind

 If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
 Grip that shaft like you know you should
 Get a platinum card, it will be all good
 The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods

 Remember this when you're having fun
 Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah
 If the word gets out don't be afraid
 When a 9 iron's heading for your escalade, yeah yeah
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 If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
 Filling all the divots in the neighborhood
 Don't think about those three foot putts
 And cover your tracks when you're banging them [bad word] 
 If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
 Text messages are never good
 Nail the girl at the driving range
 Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods

 Have your best friend book all your flights
 Tell your wife that you're golfing nights
 Get a call girl and maybe just chill
 Be willing to part with a 100 mil

 Bang a new pornstar every day
 Tell your sponsors it will be okay
 Surprise them all with an invitation
 To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah

 If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
 Poking all the holes in the neighborhood
 Tell your wife how it's gonna be
 Your driver [bad word] property

 If you wanna be like Tiger Woods, 
 Brett Favre did it, so you know you could! 

 [bad word] the king of your neighborhood
 Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods

 Just like Tiger Woods! oh yeah yeah