I [bad word] 17 girls in a row last night and 10 of them gave me head
 I had to tip the maid a hundred dollar bill to clean the wet spot off the bed, yes I did
 The very next day I told the guys, they flipped me off and said that's all lies
 Got to admit I was a little peaved, Stix and Lexxi wouldn't believe

 I [bad word] seventeen
 Seventeen girls in a row
 What a dirty hoe
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 I banged 17 girls in the grocery store and never lost my erection, no
 They had to mop all sperm in aisle 3 and some [bad word] in the produce ---tion, stinky
 When I told the boys in the band they said [bad word]  you're out of your [bad word] head
 I don't lie about the girls I [bad word]  they're all so jealous 'cause they know it's [bad word] 
 I [bad word] seventeen
 Seventeen girls in a row, yes I, yes I did

 Seventeen girls in a row
 Seventeen girls, I shoot my blanks in every hole
 Seventeen girls in a row
 When I was done, they were begging for more

 I [bad word] 17 girls at the trailer park down in Memphis, Tennessee
 I whipped out my [bad word] and they got on their knees, like they were all getting ready to pray
 Wham to the bam to the thank you ma'am, then I praised the Lord like Billy Graham
 [bad word]  maybe where I'm gonna go, but when we get there I'm pretty sure the Devil will know

 I [bad word] seventeen
 Seventeen girls in a row

 Sweet, young, juicy [bad word]  I [bad word] seventeen girls in a row

 Hop on that cameltoe
 I [bad word] seventeen girls in a row