I want you to know one thing
 You ain't getting an engagement ring, yeah
 So if you want to keep being with me
 Oh, you've got to give me just a little, little more space
 Stop chasing me around all over the place
 And checking all [bad word] on [bad word] Myspace
 And acting like a fricking nut

 Why can't you [bad word] me baby?
 Why can't you [bad word] me baby?
 So I did a little blow, get off my back
 It's not like I'm smoking crack
 Why can't you [bad word] me baby?

 I want to tell you just one thing more
 Don't treat me like a dirty man [bad word]  yeah
 'Cause I can walk right out your Mum's front door
 Oh, you better treat me with a little, a little respect
 Before I go Chris Brown and punch you in the neck
 Keep your insecurities at [bad word] check
 Before I [bad word] all your ugly friends, yeah
[ Lyrics from: [bad word] /www [bad word] [bad word] me-lyrics.html ]
 Why can't you [bad word] me baby?
 Why can't you [bad word] me baby?
 I must have caught something from the toilet seat
 You know that I would never cheat
 Why can't you [bad word] me baby?
 Why can't you [bad word] me baby?
 If you think I'll mess around then get a grip
 Or you're gonna get a big fat lip

 I tell you everything I do
 Is always gonna be for you
 But you never hear a word
 You treat me like a fricking [bad word]  Just like a big, juicy [bad word]  yeah, yeah

 You better open up your eyes and shut your trap
 I ain't putting up with anymore of your [bad word]  Stop threatening the [bad word] on my Facebook page
 Or I'm gonna rip your head off in a cocaine rage
 Why you gotta check my prison history?
 Baby, why can't we just let it be a mystery?
 Besides, everybody knows it was you
 That blew Justin Bieber at the petting zoo

 Why can't you [bad word] me baby?
 Why can't you [bad word] me baby?
 I wrote a little song so you understand
 I don't cheat like the rest of the band
 Why can't you [bad word] me baby?
 Why can't you [bad word] me baby?
 Our love is fragile like a piece of glass
 Don't make me drop your big, fat [bad word]