I'm in a bar fulla' bikers and a handfulla' junkies
And there's a 50-50 chance that they're planina' jump me,
Anybody drinking here is lucky justa' leave here alive!

OH! Well my favourite little waitress has a holda' my eye,
But there's a shotgun loaded hidden unda' the bar,
Her finga's on the trigger, if anybody gets outta' line!

There's otha' places that are betta' to go,
But I'm addicted to tha' red light show,
Feel like a King and she's my ace in the hole,
And I can't get enough of the things that she does!

She's gunna' be, my, midnight queen,
Lock 'n' load and I'm ready to go!
She's gunna' lick, my, pistol clean,
She's gotta' holda' me and ain't lettin' go!
And I can't get enough of the things that she does!

Well she walks like'a model and she talks like'a [bad word] 
Doesn't wanna' lollipop but she sure loves a sucker.
They're closin' in around her, I'm cuttin' to the front of the line!

She's got the bottle of Tequila and'a lime for her lips
Laid her body on the bar and put the salt on her hips,
I was lyin' when I told her that I'm only gunna' lick her tonight!

There's otha' places that are betta' to go,
But I'm addicted to tha' red light show,
Feel like a King and she's my ace in the hole,
And I can't get enough of the things that she does!

She's gunna' be, my, midnight queen,
Lock 'n' load and I'm ready to go!
She's gunna' lick, my, pistol clean,
She's gotta' holda' me and ain't lettin' go!
She's gunna' be, my,  machine,
And I can never get her under control
She's gunna' climb, all, over me,
I'm like a pony in my own rodeo
And I can't get enough of the things that she does!

(GUITAR SOLO)

And I can't get enough of the things that she does!

She's gunna' be, my, midnight queen,
Lock 'n' load and I'm ready to go!
She's gunna' lick, my, pistol clean,
She's gotta' holda' me and ain't lettin' go!
She's gunna' be, my,  machine,
And I can never get her under control
She's gunna' climb, all, over me,
I'm like a pony in my own rodeo
And I can't get enough of the things that she does!