(uu~, go―!)
wattsu appu wattsu appu checcheche wan tsu― suri―
joinasu joinasu checcheche a― e― i― u―
wattsu appu wattsu appu checcheche 
gobyou mae, san, ni, ichi, hai! jikan de~su!

omachika ne! kyou mo [bad word] yo
omimi no oashisu (fu―!) [bad word] awa― (fu―!)
oaite ha itsumo no yonin
minna no [bad word] (e―?) [bad word] ho―muzu (fu―!)

darekare ha―to ni chu―ningu hacchake to―ku nonsutoppu
deta toko shoubu no toibokkusu [bad word] chuui
sensei! (Hi!) kaichou! (Hi!) [bad word] ne
tantei! (Hi!) hicchou! (Hi!) genba no uragawa oshiechau yo
(ja―n!)

haipa― [bad word] taimu [bad word] afuta― [bad word] DJ
onayami soudan futsuota [bad word] desu!
jissai [bad word] nanda (Ha!) jikkan kimi no akusesu
 [bad word] ha madamada kaesanai-
yamanai myu―jikku [bad word] hai tenshon
byunbyun denpa ni nocchae! ittan CM (wao!)

wattsu appu wattsu appu checcheche wan tsu― suri―
joinasu joinasu checcheche a― e― i― u―
wattsu appu wattsu appu checcheche 
gobyou mae, san, ni, ichi, hai! modorima―su!

kyou no ikkyoku ha [bad word] happi― chu―n
G4 no minasan (ha-) rikuesuto doumo desu (ho-)
 [bad word] otayori shoukai
tokumei kibou (ya-) daiya no okata (po―u!)

igai na ano ko mo risuna―? hagaki shokunin kamon
koneta mo irete ko, iessa― kaosu ni furi―damu
zenzen! (Hi!) kaichou! (Hi!) motto motto [bad word] 
jijuu? (Hi!) hantai! (Hi!) [bad word] rashisa tsuikyuu [bad word] 
(ba―n!)

haipa― [bad word] raibu minna de houkago jakku
beteran DJ maketenai desho?
jikken seishun nanda (Ha!) jikkyou kimi to shinpashi―
zendai mimon ue―bu koko kara hasshin [bad word] 
soujou kouka hi―to appu sasete ko-
byunbyun denpa ga yabame ni goranshin! (yaa!)

zenzen! (Hi!) kaichou! (Hi!) motto motto [bad word] 
enchou! (Hi!) sansei! (Hi!) [bad word] ha sono mama! hanashi tarinai
(ie―i!)

haipa― [bad word] taimu [bad word] afuta― [bad word] DJ
onayami soudan futsuota [bad word] desu!
jissai [bad word] nanda (Ha!) jikkan kimi no akusesu
 [bad word] ha madamada kaesanai-
yamanai myu―jikku [bad word] hai tenshon
byunbyun denpa ni nocchae! nikaisen (wao!)

wattsu appu wattsu appu checcheche wan tsu― suri―
joinasu joinasu checcheche
a― e― i― u― e― o― a― o― We are [bad word] #8213; ie―i!