There was a tailor had a mouse
Hi diddle [bad word] feed-al
They lived together in one house
Hi diddle [bad word] feed-al
 [bad word] (after each verse):
    Hi diddle [bad word] [bad word] tirum,
    Through the town of Ramsey,
    Hi diddle [bad word] over the lea,
    Hi diddle [bad word] feed-al

The tailor thought his mouse was ill
He gave him part of a blue pill

The tailor thought the mouse would die
He baked him in an apple pie

The pie was cut, the mouse ran out
The tailor chased him all about

The tailor found his mouse was dead
So he bought another one in his stead