I met you down at the Seventh Veil
 The first night that I got out of jail
 Your lips were red and your skin was pale
 You were the one that I wanted to nail

 Yeah.

 I asked you for a table dance
 You came over and put your hands in my pants
 I ain't lookin' for no wild romance
 But by the way: hey you got any blow?

 Stripper girl
 Heaven sent, pay my phone bill, pay my rent
 Stripper girl
 I love you, all my friends really love you too
 I really love your boobies

 I wanna love you til the end of time
 I wanna love you in a 69
 I wanna love you where the sun don't shine
 Hey, where'd you put that coke? Cool.

 *Sniff*
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 Take my [bad word] into your backdoor
 I wanna [bad word] you [bad word]  [bad word]  I wanna jam it in and out at a real fast pace
 Til I squirt hot juicy all over your face

 Stripper girl
 Heaven sent, take one look and I pitch a tent
 Stripper girl
 You're the best, up all night on crystal meth

 Yeah! 

 Sometimes you think that I'm a jerk
 When you catch me [bad word] your friends from work
 I'll be there to catch you when you fall
 If you buy me an iPhone you can give me a call

 Guitar solo

 I really love you baby
 I wanna watch you dance
 I didn't mean to [bad word] your friend
 Give me one more chance

 Stripper girl
 On my lap, hope I didn't give you the clap
 Stripper girl
 I need some cash, get on stage and shake that [bad word]  Stripper girl
 Heaven sent, thanks again for payin' my rent, yeah
 Stripper girl
 Stripper girl
 Stripper girl
 Stripper girl
 Stripper girl