Wake up ! Hacchakenai to
Good morning ! HachikireSOUL
Wake up ! Saikou de sakyou
Omatase [bad word] 
Show time 8 o'clock oh yeah !!

Mazu wa koitsu da, Eito no doramaa
Saikin ja terebi de rendorama~
Koitsu no rizumu ni noreba dare mo ga appaa rappaa da
Orera no kodou wo tataku saikyou [bad word] oi Tacchon !

Ryo Ryo Ryo NSKD Koitsu no namae ga Nishikido Ryo
Darekare kamawazu nirami [bad word]  [bad word] tareme ni nakibokuro
Kami wa kuro, miwaku no Ah, gitaapurei ni mina meromero
Nakamaomoi de namidamoroi, koitsu ga orera no rasuto furenzu

Noumiso no naka wa ohanabatake
Ki ga tsukya tsuiteta adana wa gei
Mijikai yubi de [bad word] de
Kaijou wakasu ze ! Minna sawage !!
Koitsu to issho ni Yeah ! Yeah !
Hontou wa uso desu ! Gei ! Gei !
Dare yori yasashiku, dare yori [bad word] 
Eito no saikyou boy Sho-chan

Janiizu girigiri, tsukkomi [bad word] 
Itsudemo dokodemo migite wa paa
Gurabia mitsukerya ki ni sezu tsukkomu
Oomono mitsukerya bibirazu tsukkomu
Soredemo tokidoki migite wa guu
 [bad word] chan mitsukete honki de panchi
Tsukkomi inochi, migite ga inochi
Yaeba ga inochi, Murakami Shingo

Dakedo dotsukitai wake janai nen
(Tsukkomi) Sore ga boku no shigoto nano

Wake up ! Hachi no su darake
Good morning ! Hachiri dasou
Wake up ! Saikou de saikyou
Omatase [bad word] 
Show time 8 o'clock oh yeah !!

Urayamashii hodo tenshi no bihaku
Membaa-omoi no Wonder Boy
Ryokou ga daisuki, omake ni [bad word] 
"Ano~ saikin [bad word] no wa begasu to, tsukemen ? "
Yasashii tanoshii mezurashiii
Yokocho, Yokoyama Yuu-chan de~su !

Ha~i hahai hai, hai hai hai
Hahai no hai no, hai hai hai
Koitsu ga uchi no [bad word]  [bad word] maru [bad word] mary [bad word] chan desu
Kisei wo hassurya ikinari kopaaan
Tenshon agereba ikinari paaaaan
Josei ga daisuki, potechi ga daisuki
Amai no tabetara ama~su !!

Matte [bad word]  bisei no yajuu
Hey Hey Bocchan, kore nanbo ?
 [bad word] nya me ga nee Love Love [bad word] 
S-M No No Nandemo [bad word] 
Ha~n suggoi konna no hajimete
Joushikishirazu no kenkou otaku
 [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] ganbaru
Koitsu wa yappari Shibutani [bad word] ~

Wake up ! Hacchakenai to
Good morning ! HachikireSOUL
Wake up ! Saikou de saikyou
 [bad word] 
Show time ∞o'clock
Hachi no su darake
Good morning ! Hachiri dasou
Wake up ! Saikou de saikyou
Omatase [bad word] 
Show time ∞o'clock oh yeah !!