She reached her hand out with a pamflet and I politely said "No, Mam"
I mean no disrespect and I apologise if this [bad word] up your program
You tell me I'm gonna burn for lying but the heat can turn water to wine
Well if there's a [bad word] below then we're all gonna' be just fine.

So there I stood six feet in sin, a walking contradiction
but in my wrath a posing question is "or am I another lost soul walking?"
Then she gave me a look so unchristian and told she'd pray for my children
I said "If you're so holy you'll probably out-live me but if I bought a Jesus piece do you think he'd forgive me?"

Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won't save me, don't pray for me

Now I've never been religious
I'm just a big fan of logistics
And if it makes sense then I'm all for it
I even pray if the situation calls for it
Somebody asked me if I believe in miracles
I try to answer without sounding setiricle
I'm 3 years past my expiration and yet i'm still fresher than a newborn
So I guess that's my explanation but it's safe to say I've never seen a unicorn and I never chase rainbows
But I hear the devil wears designer clothes
So does God have a favourite brand?
and for that matter, is he even a man?
and will I go to [bad word] for even saying that?
only time will tell i'm just relaying facts.

Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won't save me, don't pray for me
 [bad word] 

Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won't save me, don't pray for me

Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won't save me, don't pray for me