I'm a punk rock prom queen 
Brown paper magazine
Hotter than you've ever seen
Everywhere and in between
ten-ticket thrill ride
Don't ya [bad word] inside
five-star triple-threat
Hardest of the hard to get
No one's little red corvette
Ain't seen nothin' like me yet

But it took 6 whole hours
And 5 long days
4 all your lies [bad word] undone
And those 3 small words
Were way 2 late
'Cause you can't see that I'm the 1

I'm your late-night [bad word] Ace-high royal flush
Red velvet orange [bad word] You just don't impress me much
glossy double-cover spread
Opened up inside your head
black-cherry paradise
Half the sugar twice the spice
I don't wanna treat you [bad word] on baby roll the dice

But it took 6 whole hours
And 5 long days
4 all your lies [bad word] undone
And those 3 small words
Were way 2 late
'Cause you can't see that I'm the 1