Hey yo, Jason
Z-Z-Z-Z! Z-Z-Z-Z!
Wake yo [bad word] up
We got a video to shoot today
Awww [bad word] But I got no lyrics.
I was so busy sleeping with all these girls that I forgot to write words for my own song
Man you one dumbass [bad word] Wait
I got it!
I’ll make a whole song abut big fat butts and I’ll call it “Wiggle”
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Dude that is pitiful
That’s the best I could do
Hip Hop music is screwed
Schwing!
I’ve had like seventeen top ten hits. Source: LYBIO.net
But most people still don’t know me from [bad word] Wait hold the [bad word] up you aren’t Chris Brown?
No I’m Jason [bad word] Who? I’m out!
Hot Damnit! (Woo) Who ate my [bad word] ham sandwich? (Woo)
That might be the worst lyric. (Woo) Ever written in music.
Snoop quit spying on all the young girls butts.
But I’m a pervizzle.
Love the way they jiggle.
Think my little pickle has grown into a missile
That’s disgusting!
I’m almost halfway [bad word] this dumb song.
Why the [bad word] did you bring Snoop Dogg along?
He hasn’t done [bad word] but act like a creep.
Here’s here cause he’s much more famous than me.
You’re skinny (Woo)
Don’t pot heads get the munchies? [bad word] yeah.
Do you eat my ham sandwich? [bad word] no.
Are you anorexic?
And will you sing this part cause my lyrics suck?
Fashizzle Jizzle Dizzle.
Those ain’t word imbecile
They are words my nizzle.
Check the dictionizzle.
Schwing!

[Snoop Dogg - Omar Gharaibeh:] Source: LYBIO.net
My raps are so lame lately cause I’m lazy, rap on any piece of [bad word] pop song long as you pay me, check these hos they couldn’t be hotter, just so, sad they young enough to be my granddaughters [bad word] sold out long ago, about a billion bongs ago, that’s why I rap on [bad word] like this, I’m so high I don’t even know. Cliche spewin’s what I’m doin’, no integrity, used to be a gangsta, now I’m just a joke that’s not funny.

Who’s that jailbird?
I’m Chris Brown
(It’s Chris Brown, it’s Chris Brown, it’s Chris Brown….)
You straight up jacked my look and sound
(Look and sound, look and sound, look and sound….)
Are you here to start a fight?
I fight women, I don’t fight guys.

Stop this song right now or we’ll kick your butts!

Oh [bad word] it’s the Wiggles.

This song is [bad word]  (Hey, Hey!….) [bad word] our name [bad word] With this [bad word] track now when kids search Wiggles
They just find [bad word] Massive butts that jiggle

What’s wrong with that?

Wiggle wiggle wiggle!
*[slap sound]* [bad word] baby you got a bright future behind you.