On the first day of Christmas
my [bad word] love gave to me:
Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the second day of Christmas
my [bad word] love gave to me:
Two Turtle Doves,
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the fourth day of Christ-
On the third day of Christmas
my [bad word] love gave to me:
Five Golden Rings,
Four Calling Birds,
Three French Hens,
Two Turtle Doves,
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree!

On the ninth day of Christmas
my [bad word] love gave to me:
Nine Ladies Dancing,
Eight Ladies Dancing,
Seven Ladies Dancing,
Six Ladies Dancing,
Five-
You better not shout!
You better not cry!
You better not,
In a pair tree!

On the ninth—(NO!)
On the [bad word] ON!)
On the seventh day of Christmas
(deck the halls)
my [bad word] love gave to me
(with boughs of holly)
7 swans a swimming
(here [bad word] a wassailing)
6 geese a laying
(among the leaves so)
5 golden rings
(Faaa-laaa-la-la-la)
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
(here [bad word] a wassailing)
The boar's head in hand bear I
(among the leaves so green)
Bedeck'd with bays
and partridge in a pear tree!

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My [bad word] love gave to me
11 pipers piping (ding)
10 lords a leaping (dong)
9 ladies dancing (ding)
8 maids a milking (dong)
7 swans a swimming (ding)
6 geese a laying (dong)
5 golden rings,
4 calling birds,
3 french hens,
2 turtle doves , [bad word] the red nosed reindeer!

On the twelfth day of Christmas my [bad word] love gave to me

I have a little dradle,
I made it out of clay,
and when it's dry and ready,
a dradle I shall play
Oh dradle…dradle…dradle…

On the twelfth day of Christmas my [bad word] love gave to me

doo doo do do doot dooooooo
doo doo do do doot dooooooo

On the twelfth day my [bad word] love gave to me
12 [bad word] drumming like olympus above the Serengeti
11 pipers piping,
10 lords a leaping

9 ladies dancing they were dancing for meeee
8 maids a milking they were milking just for me

I had Christmas down in Africa
I had Christmas down in Africa
I had Christmas down in Africa (5 golden rings)
I had Christmas down in Africa (5 golden rings)
I had Christmas down in Africa (5 golden rings)
gonna deck the halls and do the things we never had

doo doo do do doot dooooooo
doo doo do do doot dooooooo
partridge in a big pear tree
partridge in a big pear tree