Wherever I go people say to me, “Hey, are you that guy?

Doctor [bad word]  Rory Williams,” and I sigh.

I want to tell them there is more to me than this,

I’m not just a bloke riding a TARDIS,

I am an actor in a fable,

I didn’t get captured by weeping angels,

You need to know, I have my own story,

I’m not Rory!

Let it go, let it go, I’m not in Doctor Who anymore,

Let it go, let it go, because now I’m treading the boards.

I am in a West End play,

It’s called ‘Once’ and tickets are available everyday.

It’s [bad word]  I know Matt Smith, we’ve battle some villains,

The Daleks weren’t the worst ones, that was Karen Gillain.

People they shout, “Exterminate!” when they see me, it really isn’t great,

All that it needs is a Google search to see that I’m in Broadchurch.

Let it go, let it go, you wont see me [bad word] Con,

Let it go, Jesus, let it go, my sci-fi days are gone,

I am a real actor, I can sing as well,

My agent is contactable everyday.