I Don't know much about dancin' 
 That's why I got this song 
 One of my legs is shorter than the other 
 'N' both my feet's too long 
 'Course now right along with 'em 
 I got no natural rhythm 
 But I go dancin' every night 
 Hopin' one day I might get it right 
 I'm a dancin' fool, I'm a 
 Dancin' fool 
 I hear that beat; I jump outa my seat, 
 But I [bad word]  'cause I'm a 
 Dancin' fool, I'm a 
 Dancin' fool 

 The disco folks all dressed up 
 Like they's fit to kill 
 I walk on in 'n' see 'em there 
 Gonna give them all a thrill 
 When they see [bad word]  
 They all steps aside 
 They has a fit while [bad word] 
 My social suicide, I'm a 
 Dancin' fool, I'm a 
 Dancin' fool 
 The beat goes on 
 And I'm so wrong 
 The beat goes on 
 And I'm so wrong 
 The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong 
 The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong 
 The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong 
 I may be totally wrong, but I'm a 
 Dancin' fool, I'm a 
 Dancin' fool 
 Youwsa, youwsa, youwsa 
 I got it all together now 
 With my very own disco clothes, hey! 
 My shirt's half open, t'show you my chains 
 'N' the spoon for up my nose 
 I am really somethin' 
 That's what you'd prob'ly say 
 So smoke your little smoke 
 Drink your little drink 
 While I dance the night away, I'm a 
 Dancin' fool, I'm a 
 Dancin' fool, (etc, etc) 

 I may be totally wrong, but I'm a 
 I may be totally wrong, but I'm a 
 I may be totally wrong, but I'm a 
 FOOL-uh! 

 Hey darlin'can I buy ya a drink? 
 Lookin' for Mi