Hello Mr. Alien;
No - you can't hide from me.
I can turn off your disguise
very easy peasy.
Oh, you're made of metal?
I can break you piece by piece.
I'll use my sonic screwdriver
and yell allons-y!

Y-yell allons-y!
Y-yell allons-y!
I'll use my sonic screwdriver and yell allons-y!

In a pinch
If I need to amplify some x-rays,
Or identify a substance
from a ship in deep space,
Or need to save your consciousness
to a planet sized pc,
I'll use my sonic screwdriver,
and yell allons-y!

Stop blinkin', stop blinkin',
I don't wanna weep anymore!
I left my sonic back on the TARDIS!
Stop blinkin', stop blinkin',
I don't wanna weep anymore!
I left my screwdriver back on the TARDIS!

Someone stole my ride,
wanna limit it's range,
gonna use my sonic screwdriver!
Wanna add to a phone
that universal roam,
gonna use my sonic screwdriver!

Someone stole my ride,
wanna limit it's range,
gonna use my sonic screwdriver!
Wanna add to a phone
that universal roam,
gonna use my sonic screwdriver!

Girl, my sonic don't work on wood
But it's not the only answer.
Just look at the Master,
I beat him once with laughter.
Fifth me had no screwdriver
and it was no disaster.
But I'm glad I got it back, sir.
It makes things go much faster!

It can fix electronics,
or weld together things
Aso it can triplicate
the flammibility.
Got a wound or cut that
needs some minor healing?
I'll use my sonic screwdriver,
and yell allons-y!

y-yell allons-y!
y-yell allons-y!
I'll use my sonic screwdriver and yell allons-y

Stop blinkin', stop blinkin',
I don't wanna weep anymore!
I left my sonic back on the TARDIS!
Stop blinkin', stop blinkin',
I don't wanna weep anymore!
I left my screwdriver back on the TARDIS!

Stop blinkin', stop blinkin',
I don't wanna weep anymore!
I left my sonic back on the TARDIS!
Stop blinkin', stop blinkin',
I don't wanna weep anymore!
I left my screwdriver back on the TARDIS!

Someone stole my ride,
wanna limit it's range,
gonna use my sonic screwdriver!
wanna add to a phone,
that universal roam,
gonna use my sonic screwdriver!

Someone stole my ride,
wanna limit it's range,
gonna use my sonic screwdriver!
wanna add to a phone,
that universal roam,
gonna use my sonic screwdriver!

(G-g-g-g-geronimo!)

My screwdriver!
M-m-my screwdriver!
wanna add to a phone,
that universal roam,
gonna use my sonic screwdriver!

My screwdriver!
M-m-my screwdriver!
wanna add to a phone,
that universal roam,
gonna use my sonic screwdriver!