[bad word] on babe
Why don't we paint the town?
And all that Jazz

I'm gonna rouge my knees
And roll my stockings down
And all that jazz

Start the car
I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot

It's just a noisy hall 
Where there's a nightly brawl
And all 
That 
Jazz

Slick your hair
And wear your buckle shoes
And all that Jazz

I hear that Father Dip
Is gonna blow the blues
And all that Jazz

Hold on, hon
We're gonna bunny hug
I bought some aspirin 
Down at United [bad word] I case you shake apart 
And want a brand new start
To do that-

Jazz

[VELMA]
And all that Jazz

[VELMA]
And all that Jazz
 [bad word] 
Ha! Ha! Ha!

It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl

[ALL]
And all that jazz

Find a flask
We're playing fast and loose

[ALL]
And all that jazz

[VELMA]
Right up here
Is where I store the juice

[ALL]
And all that jazz
 [bad word] on, babe
We're gonna [bad word] the sky
I bet you luck Lindy
Never flew so high
'Cause in the stratosphere
How could he lend an ear
to all that Jazz?
 [bad word] 
Oh, you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake

[VELMA]
And all that jazz
 [bad word] 
Oh, she's gonna shimmy 'till her garters break

[VELMA]
And all that jazz
 [bad word] 
Show her where to park her girdle
Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle
If she'd hear her baby's [bad word] For all that jazz

[VELMA]
And All that [bad word] on, babe
Why Don't we paint
The town?
And all that jazz

[VELMA]
I'm gonna
Rouge my knees
And roll my
Stockings down
And all that jazz

[VELMA]
Start the car
I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot
It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
And all that jazz
 [bad word] 
Show her where to 
Park her girdle
Oh, her mother's blood'd
Curdle
If she'd hear
Her baby's [bad word] For all that jazz

[VELMA]
No, I'm no one's wife
But, Oh, I love my life
And all that Jazz!
 [bad word] 
That Jazz!