Your opponent is as big as an ape,
So if you wanna avoid being mangled!
Just like him you've got to get into shape,
And by shape, I don't mean a triangle!

He's big, he's dumb, he's got the I.Q. of gum,
He's got the brain about the size of a sourdough [bad word] 
But he'll beat on your head like a big bass [bad word] 
His behavior is [bad word] unruly,

HE'S BULLY! (He's a Bully!)
Yeah, He's a Bully! (He's a Bully!)
Well He's a Bully! (He's a Bully!)
Yeah, He's a Bully! (He's a Bully!)

(He's a Bully) He's not easy to reason with,
(He's a Bully) He's no rocket scientist,
(He's a Bully) He's slow and illogical,

He's a Bully!
Yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah-yeah!