radio's a public toilet
a funeral for a friend
wash your mouth out then puke
and wash it out again
scores for [bad word] in short
is audio intercourse
a stereophonic orgasmic
lust for passion

slide it in, grease that pig
and [bad word] to a different tune

radio is a pool of urine
a gallon down your throat
anesthetized in sadness
i've got the antidote
the answer is so surreal
press play and just sit back
high infidelity
aural aphrodisiac

pillow talk pillow talk
mattress rock
seduction in the key of love

pillow talk pillow talk
mattress rock
seduction in the key of love

slide it in
grease that pig
slide it in
grease that pig

why won't you send me
baby send me
your dirty sheets

why won't you send me
baby send me
your dirty sheets

it feels eternal
feels like a lifetime
since i have been inside you

it feels eternal
feels like a lifetime
since i have been inside you

there's only one way to get what you want
and that's to get it

there's only one way to get what you want
and that's to get it

there's only one way to get what you want
and that's to get it
the right direction

there's only one way to get what you want
and that's to get it

slide it in
grease that pig
slide it in
grease that pig