Oh, I asked her for water, she brought me gasoline.
Oh, I asked her for water, she brought me gasoline.
That's the troublingest woo-hoo (woman?), that I ever seen. 

The church bell tollin', the [bad word] driving slow.
The church bell tollin', the [bad word] driving slow.
I hope my baby, don't leave me no more.

Oh tell me baby, when are [bad word] back home?
Oh tell me baby, when are [bad word] back home?
You know I love you baby, but you've been gone too long.