[opening theme]

Singer: On an outer-space adventure / They got hit by cosmic rays / And the four would change forever / In some most fantastic ways

 [bad word]  No need to fear / They're here / Just call for Four / Fantastic Four

The Human Torch: [spoken] Don't need no more.

Singer: [spoken] That's ungrammatical!

 [bad word]  Oh, Reed Richards is elastic / Sue can fade from sight / Johnny is The Human Torch / The Thing just loves to fight / Call for Four / Fantastic Four / Fantastic Four