Well she wants to be a singer in the band
Maybe I'll give the girl a hand & a mircophone
Looks like she's all alone
She can bring a friend though she's not my kind of friend
She keeps staring me out with her black & blue eyes

And I can take her dancing just to give the girl a chance
And I was never that good at being nice when I should
I guess she'll forgive me right before she trys to kill me
Coz I sold her on yesterday's [bad word] take me home oh my eyes

I can take the waltz just so she could kick my head in
Oh I do believe I was [bad word] and both of my heads had [bad word] I guess her name was Tina coz before I'd even seen her
I was lost and oh what's your name just get me home

Oh take me o my....eye eye's...

And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to
And if she does she's getting there slow
And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be
And that's the very thing when your dealing with me

Begging me to bag her, and filthy heart & swollen hips
And she said o my dearest im not pretty and isn't it a pity
That you wont kiss these rotten lips
So take me o my..eye...eyes eyes
Ole black & blue eyes.......

And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to
And if she does she's getting there slow
And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be
And thats the very thing when your dealing with me

Do do do do do do do do do....