There are [bad word] in Russia
There are no Yanks in L 
There are no Chinese in China
I guess they’ve all gone away
There are no Arabs in Egypt
There are no French in Paris
There are no Turkeys in Turkey
The whole affairs Greek to me

There are no Serbs in Croatia
There are no Poles in the sea
There are no Celts in the Caymans
Did you honestly expect there to be ?
There are no Spanish in Malta
There are no Scots in [bad word] 
The state of affairs will not alter
No matter whatever we do

There are [bad word] in Russia
There are [bad word] in Russia
There are [bad word] in Russia
Oh, there are [bad word] in the USSR