[35 seconds of [bad word] and classroom to open]

Today, we have Apache; he's going to speak to us
 about what happens, after school.

[Apache]
Yo yo what the [bad word] is up, I'm not here to preach or teach
or bore yo' little asses with a 30 minute speech
Life's a [bad word]  ten minutes 'til be in court
So I'll get to the point, cut the [bad word] short
Came up in the school of hard knocks, [bad word] the cops
In the back a lot, we graduated from sellin rocks
Got into scramblin and gambling's my [bad word] 
My spot got hot so I stopped packed up and quit
I know you can't tell, but momma raised me well
She taught, I fought, to escape the fate of a cell
It's only one me, what's so [bad word] funny?
Mommy taught me how to use a Tec to get money
Before she died, I cried, she said Listen son - 
opinions are like [bad word]  everybody's got one
Self-survival's job one if you want it
Well [bad word] what you heard - do fa self

 [bad word]  reggae chatta + yelling children]
Whenever the pressure gets ya dowwwn - I'MA DO FA SELF
And alla ya friends are not ar-round - I'MA DO FA SELF
Family starts to doubt you - I'MA DO FA SELF
Dem never give a [bad word] about you - I'MA DO FA SELF

{*scratching*}
I'MA DO FA SELF

[Apache]
Sit back, relax, while I conduct the class
Haven't you heard, a hardhead makes a soft [bad word] 
Sit up straight jailbait pay attention
... or get sent to detention

[little kid] + (Apache)
Maaan, I'll pay attention if I wanna
My fat black [bad word] pay attention to my man on the street corner
(WHY IS THAT?) Because he makin lots of dough
Matter fact, buy fat clothes and lots of hoes
(So you think that his lifestyle is fine?)
No, but I gotta get mine
If I was [bad word] I'd make you laugh
fireman? I'd blow away the backdraft
I could be a point guard and leave you stuck
I could be a cop, fools got no luck
Dig, I'm a kid, and I want wealth
 [bad word] what you heard - do fa self)

 [bad word] 

I'MA DO FA SELF - repeat 2X

[Apache]
 [bad word] is the next subject, let's keep in mind
I had my first piece of [bad word] when I was nine
Nobody told me the facts about Jim hats
Couldn't keep me from goin I was hoin like it was all that
There's a valuable lesson here to be learned
I was the man for a minute until Tonto got burned
Before you step up strap up for safe 
The [bad word] that burned me I broke her [bad word] neck
I came apart and the hood didn't share a care
[bad word] #39;s worst nightmare, and I didn't fight fair
One time my brother tried to play me to get paid
Showed no shame, had more game than an arcade
(Did you get him?) Got him (Shoot him?) Shot him
(What is up with his family?) Yo I could care a [bad word] less about 'em
But I pray that you stay in good health
 [bad word] what you heard - do fa self

 [bad word] 

{*scratching*} I'MA DO FA SELF - 4X