She keeps Moet et Chandon 
 In a pretty cabinet 
 'Let them eat cake' she says 
 Just like Marie Antoinette
 built-in remedy 
 For [bad word] and Kennedy 
 At anytime an invitation 
 You can't decline 

 Caviar and cigarettes 
 Well versed in etiquette 
 Extraordinarily nice 

 [bad word]  
 She's a Killer Queen 
 Gunpowder, Gelatine
 Dynamite with a laser beam 
 Guaranteed to blow your mind 
 Anytime 

 [bad word] at the price 
 Insatiable an appetite
 Wanna try? 

 To [bad word] 
 She never kept the same address 
 In conversation 
 She spoke just like a baroness 
 Met a man from China 
 Went down to Asia Minor 
 Then again incidentally 
 If you're that way inclined 

 Perfume came naturally from Paris 
 for cars she couldn't care less 
 Fastidious and precise 

 [bad word] 

 Drop of a hat she's as willing as 
 Playful as a [bad word] cat 
 Then momentarily out of action 
 Temporarily out of gas 
 To absolutely drive you wild, wild 
 She's out to get you 

 [bad word] 

 [bad word] at the price
 Insatiable in appetite
 Wanna try?
 You wanna try.